August 2008
30 posts
Good Morning!
Wake up to haikus Written by Andrew Leahey Life better than dreams.
G.D.C.
Refreshing it is, With just my one life to live: Happiness assured.
Same Goes for Aiding and Abetting
Dinner and movies Would only be fun because I’d be with my love.
Hold Still, I Know How To...
Make your lips go numb No such spot exists, Gina Still tickle your back.
Untitled?
Beachwood Burger King Good American Cuisine Tourist Attraction.
That's a Noun?
Gina Emigrate Go to the Asia, her name: Sexilicious You.
That's an Adjective?
Run lil Gina run Andrew gonna get you girl! Sexilicious you!
That's a Verb?
Try to run but I Used to be a pro sprinter Sexilicious you.
Enigma
Spots loved in visit: Hook of sand, twice the trouble. Cross not, Washington.
My Hiatus
I have not written, Not for lack of interest: Poems in my heart.
Underwater Umbrella Garden?
Water so clear that, Andrew is free to leer at, The umbrella tips.
Lounging.
Sculptural gardens We find a hammock by lake Lounging and in love.
Honey Nut Blues
Breakfast Cheerios Andrew’s asleeep; snug I hope Mornings are lonely.
craigslist.org/lostlove
Craigslist has many Engagment rings to be bought Brand new, never worn.
Only At Red Lights--I Promise, Andrew!
I tend to haiku While driving to and from work Scribbled syllables.
Double Trouble Park
Walk through spider webs Eating wild blueberries Spot only we know.
No worries!
The last haiku was Not actually written While driving, Gina.
80 MPH Haiku
They banned cell phones while Driving, what about haikus? Parkway Poetry
Orbiting Pluto
Bowie to Bowie Can you hear me out there man? Pretty far out man!
Pining for Orbital Closeness
All I want to do Is be in the orb with you Would you join me please?
In a good way
Isn’t it awful? Ten seconds after you leave Miss you awfully.
I'mmaturity
Try to be mature Check the time, say you should go Want you to go: Never.
Double Trouble New Spots
Two new spots for us One secluded and quiet The other for swim.
Of course
Would I still love you If there was a no-poop you I love your poop babe
Again?
Where is Andrew, huh? Been ready to go see him He fell in toilet?
And some white people can dance.
Last post was racist? I forgot to be PC, Some Asians are tall.
Saturday Night Entertainment
French fries and frosty Watching shirtless asians play Sport made for the tall.
Things Andrew Teaches at Panera
Men’s bathrooms have rules: No eye contact, premature Unbuttoning pants.
Dogs are scary too.
Andrew: “It’s a bear!” Reality check: brown lab Gina: still in tree.
Cure for Hiccups: Rocky
Panera hiccups God damn that bread is a rock Eye of the tiger.